Keeping in mind we are celebrating our 30th anniversary this July...
Had we been under domestic surveillance Friday night, part of the transcript would have read as follows:
Me: (Raised voice to be heard in front room) Is it OK if I shut off the computer?
Me: Do you want me to leave the laundry room light on?
Me: (Figuring I'm on a roll with the affirmative answers) Do you love me?
Her: What did YOU DO!