2. When donating blood, and the blood sucker can't find your pulse because he's "had too much caffeine" and you got similar results the last TWO times he's drawn blood from you. ASK FOR SOMEONE ELSE!
3. When using a small screwdriver on a smaller stuck screwhead, put it on something solid! (And I don't even remember what happened with the fingernail)
Ouch! You really should take better care of yourself... :D
ReplyDeleteDang. I broke my pinky toe last week - yours looks SO much more painful :(
ReplyDeleteIs your toe broken?? Very painful
ReplyDeleteAre you certain your wife isn't beating you? I can give you some referrals for a shelter if she is.
ReplyDeleteOwie.
Ouch ... Keep your shoes on I reckon ....
ReplyDeleteI've stopped gardening barefoot or in toeless shoes as I have several toes that no longer bend or grow human-looking nails. Now I am on an ankle twisting theme ride. I don't know why. "More haste, less speed" is annoyingly repeating in my head.
ReplyDeleteOh, my! I can feel those owies.
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