Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Keystone Kops forensics

I've always been fascinated with how things work, how they go wrong, how things break etc. In hindsight, if I had the IQ, I should have gone into a career in Failure Analysis.

Moonrabbit, the woman I have tricked into marrying me and staying married for 30 years, loves CSI type shows. For some reason, me, not so much. But by osmosis I have seen and heard plenty of blood spatter theory.

Several weeks ago, a plastic bottle of liquid car wax fell off a shelf in our meticulously clean garage. OK, maybe not so clean, but anyway, the top split open and a small amount of wax spilled out. Yesterday, I was thinking that I should put the remainder of the wax in a new container so it doesn't dry out, since my waxing a car is a sign of the apocolypse. I carefully poured the remnants into another plastic wide mouth jar. I was holding it by the lid, and as I was walking to put the jar away, the jar fell off.

Here's where the fascinating and humorous forensics comes in. The jar hit the ground, and ALL the wax splashed up, all over my face, hair and shirt, but despite dropping at my feet, there was not a single drop on my pants or shoes!

8 comments:

  1. So... you have a good protective coating that will slow down signs of aging on your face for the next couple years?

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  2. I have to powder my nose because it's so shiny. It also highlights my need for some Bondo for the dings and dents in my face.

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  3. Anonymous8:50 AM

    Oh jeez, hon. You don't need bondo for anything.

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  4. "Arterial spray," eh? ;-) And thanks for the Bondo idea--got some wrinkles that might work on...

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  7. You're funny as heck. I know the guilt it stupid. It washes over me once in a while though. I'm not a *total* idiot -- I think?

    How long have you been retired from firefighting? What a job. I would have locked myself in the truck and ducked when we rolled up to fight my first fire.

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  8. Retired 3 years ago this coming June. Fires were the fun part. Medicals (90% of the calls) were often the most rewarding. Great friendships, great AND awful haunting memories, LOTS of BS. If you dig back in the early posts there are some stories about pranks. And the story about eating peanuts might give you a chuckle.

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